The first week of the B1G football season has come and gone. There are plenty of really intelligent, rational and logical talking points we can discuss after three days of football.

What fun is that, though? It’s college football. We need to overreact. So here are 10 things I’m overreacting to after the first week of the season.

Mike Locksley, B1G Coach of the Year

Seriously, who saw a 79-0 win coming? If you raised your hand, you’re obviously a liar. Maryland clearly had the talent advantage over Howard, but the Terps probably could’ve dropped triple digits if they wanted to. All in Locksley’s first game. Gotta be the leader in the clubhouse for that coveted Coach of the Year award, right?

Wild, wild West? More like Mild, mild at best

Did anyone else want to throw their computer across the room while watching the B1G West this weekend? Just me then? OK, cool. Urban Meyer was right, the division is full of underachievers and it looks as horrendous as it has ever since the B1G split into the East and West divisions. Wisconsin, Iowa and Illinois, congratulations — you are immune from this conversation. You other four, go sit in a corner and think about what you’ve done.

Please just give Jonathan Taylor the Heisman Trophy now

Nobody could stop Taylor when he was simply taking handoffs from Alex Hornibrook. Now he can run AND he can catch? That’s Saquon Barkley-type talent. And that’s not even an overreaction. ESPN didn’t include him on the Heisman watch over the weekend, which was actually the bigger overreaction. Leave it to the four-letter network to overlook the best running back in the game.

The skill position players at Penn State are the best in the country

Did you see how KJ Hamler torched the Idaho secondary? Or how Devyn Ford, Noah Cain and Journey Brown ran all over an invasion of Vandals. Actual Vandals! Impressive. In all seriousness, Penn State’s speed was incredible. Having seen it for the first time on the field, it’s easy to see why James Franklin likes this group so much. I’ll go ahead and say it, Penn State is better  at the skill positions than Alabama, Clemson, the ’85 Bears and the entire Patriots franchise.

Who’s going to stop the B1G West’s best dual-threat QB Brandon Peters?

When Lovie Smith was sifting through the names in the transfer portal to fill the vacancy at quarterback, he was clearly targeting a dual-threat player. Who fills that role better than Peters? Wait, what? OK, so maybe the former four-star quarterback doesn’t have Michael Vick-like speed, but he threw for 163 yards and three touchdowns, while completing 61 percent of his passes and rushed for 36 yards and a score. So, I’ll ask again — who’s going to stop the best dual-threat QB out West?

The Josh Gattis experiment clearly isn’t working

I’m not going to lie, I expected a lot more. It’s probably time for Jim Harbaugh to go back to the drawing board, taking the play-calling sheet away from Josh Gattis and start from scratch. You can’t beat Middle Tennesse by less than three touchdowns and expect to win a B1G title. What a disappointment.

Pur-screwed? If you can’t beat Nevada, who can you beat?

Watch out, everyone, Purdue is entering Rutgers territory. The Boilermakers’ non-conference schedule is brutal and the start of B1G play isn’t exactly a cakewalk, either. Purdue blew a game to a redshirt freshman QB who hadn’t taken a college snap, and a freshman kicker who made a 56-yarder to win the game. Nevada may have been the worst team Jeff Brohm’s team will face all season. Buckle up for an 0-12 year.

Chris Ash — contract extension

Can you hear that? It’s the printer in Pat Hobbs’ office spitting out the new, revised 3-year contract extension he’s about to put on Ash’s desk after that dominating victory over UMass. Ash may be the first coach ever to be fired at the end of the first quarter to then receive a lengthy extension later that day. (By the way, in case this wasn’t obvious, there is no extension for Ash right now. Please don’t report that. Thank you for your time).

Michigan State won’t give up a rushing yard all season

Watching Michigan State’s defense on Friday night, all I could think about was that scene from Remember the Titans when Coach Yoast called his players over and told them “I don’t want them to gain another yard! You blitz all night!” That had to be Mark Dantonio’s message, right? Probably with background music and all. How else do you inspire a team to hold an opponent to -73 rushing yards?

Indiana is going to come up a win short of bowl eligibility again, isn’t it?

Damnit, Indiana. You had me believing that a bowl game was a lock this season and that you might finally be able to beat one of the big boys this year. I am not so confident in that after a 10-point win over Ball State. So help me, if you finish 5-7 again this year…