Purdue didn’t necessarily break the internet on Sunday when it unveiled the alternate helmet it will be wearing for this year’s Homecoming game against Florida Atlantic, but the Boilermakers at least dented a side panel.

The matte black helmets feature a gold, 1940s version of Purdue Pete — he was much less scary back then — affixed to a matte black helmet.

The tweet introducing the helmet also includes a rhetorical question: Best throwback helmet ever?

Since Purdue’s got questions, I’ve got answers. Kind of.

The parameters of Purdue’s query are too narrow. So rather than limiting ourselves to throwback helmets, I’ve judged each of the alternate helmets worn by Big Ten teams in the past decade. And I’ve deemed the following the 10 best.

But before we get there, it’s important to note that alternate or throwback lids aren’t everyone’s cup of tea. Michigan and Penn State have put numbers on the side of their helmets on occasion, but otherwise don’t trifle with their established looks.

Ohio State has been much more daring when trying alternate lids, but I find it to be a case of messing with perfection. To this juncture, none of the Buckeyes’ alternates have been better than the Real McCoys.

In general, programs with less traditional on-field success have stronger alternate helmet games. Losing permits creativity. Indiana, Minnesota and Purdue make multiple appearances. Maryland might have, too, if its state flag wasn’t such a locally beloved monstrosity central to so many of its helmet designs.

Top 10 Big Ten alternate helmets

10. Indiana bicentennial trident

These 1-off helmets were worn in 2019 as a nod to Indiana University’s 200th year in existence. The “IU” trident used on these helmets copy the version seen on the oldest structures on campus. Maybe it’s a touch you can only appreciate if you went to IU and noticed these things, but I thought it was exceptionally well done.

Bonus points for a tasteful application of Indiana’s state emblem in the back corner of the helmet.

9. Maryland script Terps

That says it all, doesn’t it?

Given a choice in the matter, Terps safety Antoine Brooks decided to wear Maryland’s alternate helmet — red with “Terps” written in white script — at the 2020 Senior Bowl.

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This proves A) that Brooks is a man with impeccable fashion sense and B) these are Maryland’s best lids.

And if you don’t believe either of us, ask Mr. Maryland himself.

8. Purdue railroad helmets

An all-time great appropriation of the middle stripe.

Somebody said, “Simply being the Boilermakers is not enough. Put train tracks on the helmets.”

So they did. And it works.

7. Indiana chrome candy stripes

These are obviously polarizing or they wouldn’t have been retired after the 2017 season. Clearly Tom Allen doesn’t have the same fondness for the look as I do, because they haven’t been worn since he took over the program. The price of (modest) success, it seems.

Personally, I like everything about it. The candy stripes harken to Indiana’s signature basketball warmup pants, and I dig the way everything reflects off the chrome.

Would these be awful primary helmets? Yes. But a couple times a year, especially for a noon kickoff? They hit the spot.

6. Minnesota chrome

Goldmember, the villain of “Austin Powers in: Goldmember,” frequently expresses his fondness for gold.

That’s pretty much me, but with chrome swapped in for gold.

This helmet takes a classic design — the Minnesota M — and inverts the colors with a shiny twist. The Gophers have also attempted a version of this with a white M, but the maroon works much, much better.

5. Rutgers State of New Jersey

These things pop off the screen, which makes them the rare must-see item in the Rutgers football multiverse.

It’s a pretty simple but lovely design — a shiny scarlet outline of New Jersey on a matte black helmet. The State of New Jersey has never looked better.

Unfortunately, they’ve only been worn once because the Scarlet Knights did not play nearly as well as they dressed for their 2018 blackout game against Illinois. The Illini won 38-17 and these beauties haven’t been seen since.

4. Indiana 1995 throwbacks

The 1995 Hoosiers were nothing special. In fact, they must be just about the worst team to ever get commemorated with a throwback helmet. The ’95 Hoosiers went 2-9 and 0-8 in the Big Ten.

But they looked damn good doing it.

So when Indiana played Cincinnati in a marquee matchup last season, it broke out the Old ’95s.

Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea. Like their ancestors, the 2021 Hoosiers won only 2 games and went winless in Big Ten play. It might be time to give the candy stripes another spin before returning to this look, even if it is superior.

3. Purdue Pete

As seen above, the new Purdue Pete helmets are tentatively penciled in to the No. 3 spot until we see them on the field. There’s a chance they don’t translate and move down the list. Or they might look even better in a game setting and leap to the top of the charts.

Mark your calendars for Sept. 24.

2. Michigan State script ‘State’

Sometimes simplicity produces beauty.

Michigan State took the same concept as Indiana’s chrome candy stripes — a nod to the basketball program — and made it a whole lot better.

These mimic the uniforms worn by Magic Johnson and the Spartans’ 1979 men’s basketball national championship team, and look magnificent atop Michigan State’s road whites with green pants.

Michigan State wore 2 versions of this last season — green facemasks against Northwestern, and white facemasks against Indiana. Green facemask gets the edge from me.

1. Running Goldy Gopher

Clearly, I’m a sucker for cartoon mascots appearing on helmets.

Minnesota has tried a variety of looks with Goldy Gopher on 1 side of the helmet, but none of them worked as well as what the Gophers wore against West Virginia in last year’s Guaranteed Rate Bowl.

Most of these versions have Goldy’s giant face taking up the entire side of a helmet. I prefer the full running Goldy logo with his vintage Minnesota letter sweater. Minnesota has also used the running Goldy before, but on yellow helmets, which don’t look nearly as good.

Minnesota clearly knew it had something magical to work with by saving this helmet for a bowl game. Hopefully we see it again. And for the sake of Gophers fans, ideally it will be in a higher-caliber postseason game.