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Astronauts wear space suits, jockeys wear jodhpurs, and Jim Harbaugh—head football coach, Michigan—wears khaki pants. He has become as synonymous with the staple leg wear as Mark Twain was with white linen jackets, so last night when Harbaugh did not wear the bottom half of his personal uniform on the sidelines in Minneapolis, people took notice.
Was this a good thing or bad? They say change is inevitable but some stability, particularly in this insane year of our lord 2020, is comforting. Harbaugh swapping out his staple pant wear in Week 1 for the first time, apparently ever, caused a kind of anxiety in some quarters.
But, looked at from another angle, the Wolverines blasted a top 25 team on the road as Harbaugh enjoyed a sartorial revolution on the sideline, a feat Michigan has struggled to complete during the coach’s five year tenure in Ann Arbor.
Good, bad, or indifferent—khaki friend or foe—the college football cognoscenti took notice on Twitter.
So, are we in agreement that dark pant Harbaugh poses a greater danger to ranked cfb than khaki Harbaugh?
— Deadload (@DeadloadActual) October 25, 2020
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Maria Taylor: "Breaking news… Jim Harbaugh has coached this entire game without khaki pants."
— John Walters (@jdubs1966) October 25, 2020
Wait, what happened to Jim Harbaugh’s khaki pants? Did he forget to do laundry before he left for Minnesota?
— Krys(Sn) (@KrystinStiefel) October 25, 2020
I think the biggest thing we’ve learned tonight is that Jim Harbaugh must never wear those khaki pants ever again
— Tyler 💩 (@professorTNC) October 25, 2020
There is hardly another more inscrutable personality in college football than Harbaugh’s, so whether he just forgot to wash his pants Friday night, or the trend of dynamic new pantaloon wearing continues into the following weeks, it is a storyline many will no doubt be following closely.
Mark Schipper is a reporter, sportswriter, and aspiring novelist living in Chicago, Illinois.