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SEC Shorts’ latest skit roasts Connor Stalions, Michigan for alleged sign-stealing scheme
By Ethan Stone
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SEC Shorts is back, and they’ve struck gold with this one.
This week’s skit tackles one of the wildest storylines of the 2023 college football season thus far. It portrays Connor Stalions and 2 more Michigan staffers/hires talking over their plans for a network of sign-recording.
The 2 staffers “Stalions” addresses have ideas to keep the operation quiet, but Stalions seems to be going out of his way to make things as traceable as possible.
“Stalions” denies a request to wear other team’s colors and makes the 2 staffers use a giant camera with shirts that say “Espionage Video Dept.” in bright Michigan Maize.
Check it out:
Inside look at how Michigan cheats
presented by: @renasant pic.twitter.com/fwnvIC9RgG
— SEC Shorts (@SECShorts) October 25, 2023
The ending may be the cherry on top. It’s always Mizzou.
Ethan Stone was an editor for his student newspaper at the University of Tennessee and is now a News Manager for Saturday Tradition.